It’s pretty awful that there’s a product called Liquid Ass and its use is to smell bad. That’s it. They call it a “magic trick.”
But my point of interest here is the customer. The person who doesn’t just want to make something smell bad once, as a joke, but needs FOUR BOTTLES OF LIQUID ASS, because it’s something he uses all the time, it’s something he does over and over. The people in his life catch a whiff of something bad and say to each other, “Brian’s got the Liquid Ass again.” Someone has to work with the guy who stockpiles Liquid Ass, someone has to look at his eerily grinning face when he puts some kind of weird chemical on them and says it’s a prank.
The liquid cherry on this liquid sundae is that the page says “Only 4 left in stock — order soon.”