Open Letter to Facebook
Even though I know you are in deep shit_thanks to the perpetually-rising number of law suits you seem to be attracting and quite a few countries blocking you_I still hopelessly hope everything is well at your end. But this open letter is neither about your multi-million…
Yep.
It’s pretty awful that there’s a product called Liquid Ass and its use is to smell bad. That’s it. They call it a “magic trick.”
But my point of interest here is the customer. The person who doesn’t just want to make something smell bad once, as a joke, but needs FOUR BOTTLES OF LIQUID ASS, because it’s something he uses all the time, it’s something he does over and over. The people in his life catch a whiff of something bad and say to each other, “Brian’s got the Liquid Ass again.” Someone has to work with the guy who stockpiles Liquid Ass, someone has to look at his eerily grinning face when he puts some kind of weird chemical on them and says it’s a prank.
The liquid cherry on this liquid sundae is that the page says “Only 4 left in stock — order soon.”
Brian’s got what?!
